PickADilley Circus

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WhatIWore: With just two weeks until the What I Wore book hits shelves, I’m reaching out to you to help me spread the word.

I’ll be giving away 10 signed copies of What I Wore: Four Seasons, One Closet, Endless Recipes for Personal Style plus a personalized illustration (of…

Via What I Wore

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Via cupcake junkie ♥

cupcakejunkie:

Cupcakes: Rainbow (by fushmush)

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Via Only Cupcakes Zoom

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Krizia made these Super Mario Bros cupcakes for a client’s birthday order! The detail is awesome!

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Haaaave ya met Matt?

Me: It’s cool because we were going through the same things when the movies (America Pie Triology) came out.
Chris: Well, I hope not everything.
Me: You don’t remember my lesbian phase?
Matt: You had a sexy phase?!

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My name is Carrie and I live under a rock

(Conversation takes place over about 10 minutes while both of us are distracted with our lap tops and Narnia plays on the TV in the background)
Me: Why are you obsessed with the Crystal Skull?? You watch it every time it's on TV. (tweets)
Matt: No I don't, I just watched it the other day. And now. And if you don't like that, now I'm going to watch this.
(turns on Narnia to punish me about tweeting the Crystal Skull thing)
-later-
Matt: Man, this just looks so good. I saw it on regular TV, but it just looks so good in HD.
Me: (goes on living my life)
Matt: They just took advantage of every opportunity to make it look really good.
Me: Well, they probably had a lot of money left over for cameras because they got a discount when they used all those leftover Orcs from Lord of the Rings.
Matt: There are no Orcs in this.
Me: Sure.
-later-
Me: I don't remember any of this.
Matt: This is the second one.
Me: I thought the second one just came out.
Matt: No, that was the third one. This is the second one.
Me: Oh.
Matt: My name is Carrie and I live under a rock.

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Via Matt's Brick Gallery

legos:

Randomly came across this Lego optical illusion

Submitted by ste-m-punk:

(Source: mattsbrickgallery)

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Matt’s Yearly Clothing Routine

Jan-Aug: Light weight, lightly colored button-up shirts with coordinating undershirts.
Sept-Oct: Sweaters, regardless of temperature.
Nov-Dec: Back to the light weight, lightly colored, springy button-ups.

…and while we’re at it, he has only two temperatures in the car:
AC as cold as it can get.
Defrost.

Sometimes I think, “How can I be legally bound to such a man?” But mostly I just love him.

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Via Only Cupcakes Zoom

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Via Bake Me A Cupcake

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Time to go to the basement

(After dinner, all the adults are talking around the table)
Jack: Are we going to the basement?
Matt: Not yet, later.
Jack: Okay.
(Pause) (Jack looks at hand, confused)
Jack: What’s this? What’s this say? Oh! It says it’s time to go to the basement.

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